Cause jokes
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Memes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.