Cause jokes
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo hairline caused corruption.