Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I'm Awake-By-watersharky- Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up. Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Are you a border cause I can't get over you.
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen