your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
