Cause jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
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You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.