Cause

Cause jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

Memes

Hairline

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Depression

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Staircase

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Sea

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Tire

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.