Cause jokes
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Memes
man this hits
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?