Cause jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.