Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
