Cause jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving livesđđ
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Memes
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why shouldnât you play cards in Africa?
'Cause thereâs too many cheetahs.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Yâall should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause Iâm going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesnât have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!