Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.