Cant jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
ohio lol
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.