Cant jokes
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Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.