Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?