Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
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Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.