Cant jokes
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.