Cant jokes
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I can't stand disability jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.