Cant jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.