Cant jokes

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

Two wrongs don't make a white.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?

Teacher: 203

Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Teacher: You can't.

Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?

Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.

The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?

Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.

Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.

Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?

Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?

Student: No, the alligators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway, how?

Teacher: She frowned?

Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

I can't stand disability jokes.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?

Father Christmas left them.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"