Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
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What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.