Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphans can't find the home page.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.