Cant jokes
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.