Cant jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.