Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
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I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.