Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.