Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
joe mama roast
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.