Cant jokes
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."