Cant jokes
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Memes
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."