Cant jokes
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead.
The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!