Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead.
The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.