Cant jokes

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why can't orphans do it?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.