Cant jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Memes
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What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.