Cant Jokes

Im lonely but all i have is my Cheeseburger but what is the matter of liveing if you only have one thing... but a Cheeseburger is ALL YOU NEED CAUSE IT HAS 1000000000000 BUCKS MAN SO I CANT JUST TAKE IT AND SPEND IT WHERE EVERY I WANT.

The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.

friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week