Cant jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.