Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Memes
Guys I cant see him
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.