Cant jokes

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Ball

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Rope

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.