Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Memes
Guys I cant see him
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.