Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Cant Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
