Cant jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.