Cant jokes
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.