Cant jokes
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.