Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.