Cant jokes
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.