Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Cant Jokes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
