Cant jokes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.