Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Memes
when your tired as fuck but your cant sleep
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.