Cant jokes
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.