Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Memes
when your tired as fuck but your cant sleep
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.