Cant jokes
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.