Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.