Cant jokes
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Memes
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.