Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.