Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.