Cant jokes
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.