Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Memes
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Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.