Cant jokes
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, houses can't jump at all.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.