Cant jokes

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it can't find home!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

Why can't Asians golf?

Because they can't drive.

Why do men fart louder than women?

Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?