Cant jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Word

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Racism

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

Friend

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Orphan

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Orphan

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Pee

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play cricket?

'Cause they don't know where the home is.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Home

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Woman

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.