Cant jokes
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.