Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, βCan't you unmute her?β
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.