Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.