Cant jokes

Bitch

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Word

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Racism

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

Friend

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Orphan

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Orphan

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Pee

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play cricket?

'Cause they don't know where the home is.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, β€œCan't you unmute her?”