Cant jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Gun
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"