Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
