Cant jokes
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.