Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.