Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
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Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
