Cant jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!