Cant jokes
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Memes
I cant un see this:
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!