Cant jokes
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.