Cant jokes
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Memes
I cant un see this:
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.