Cant jokes
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.