Cant jokes

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.

Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

What's yellow and can't swim?

Georgie.

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find his parents.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.