Cant jokes
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."