Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
not the best like it says it is!!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.