Cant jokes
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭