Cant jokes
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.