Cant jokes

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they can't put a house.

My teacher: Time can't count.

Me: Every second counts.

My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.