Cant jokes
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)