What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Cant Jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
