Cant jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.