What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
