Cant Jokes

Bird

What did the bird say to the other bird?

Nothing, because birds can't talk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

Orphan

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Orphan

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Horse

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Orphan

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.