Cant jokes
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.