Cant jokes
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.