Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
I can't think of any jokes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.