Cant jokes
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.