Cant jokes
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Memes
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"