Cant jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Memes
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.