Cant jokes

A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What part of a vegetable can't you eat?

The wheelchair.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They do not have anyone to call "daddy."

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

They eat the bat.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

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Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Why do you make fun of disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.