Cant jokes
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.