Cant jokes
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.