Cant jokes
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.