Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.