Cant jokes
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.