Cant jokes
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.