Cant jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.