Cant jokes
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.