Cant jokes
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.