Cant jokes
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.