Cant jokes
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.