Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.