Cant jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.