Cant jokes
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!