Cant jokes
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.