Cant jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!