Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."