Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.