Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.