Cant jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.