Cant jokes
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.