Cant jokes
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!