Cant jokes
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.