Cant jokes
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.