Cant jokes
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.