Cant jokes
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.