Cant jokes
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.