Cant jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.