Cant jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.