Cant jokes
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.