Cant jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."