Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.