Cant jokes
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.