Cant jokes
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.