Cant jokes
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.