Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.