Cant jokes
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.