You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Cant Jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
