Cant jokes
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.