Cant jokes

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

Why do orphans bully people?

Because they can't get suspended.

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Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.