Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
