Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
I can't think of any jokes.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"