how is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to Cancer it.

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

please stop using this thread it is cancer

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???


There are 4 people in a line three stand up and say we are standing up for cancer and then thers the one in the weelchair

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn’t doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, “at least I don’t have to camp in order to get kills”. I then responded with, “I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills”.

Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I’m already on stage 4

a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. I AM SO SORRY

what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer

What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac

Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah fuck all you cancer patients

Fuck my dad has cancer lol

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy