Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I have nut cancer...
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
North Korea
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Technoblade
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor"
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
