I have nut cancer...
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can’t defeat Cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
Cancer gives you weed .it’s not healthy . T
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
North Korea
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Technoblade
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor"
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Do you know what all it takes to beat cancer Heartbeat
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
Rape jokes like Cancer jokes or Aids jokes are just Humorous Wordplay. If you don't AGREE send me Your Details and we'll see if you Prefer Actual Rape to a Harmless RAPE JOKE.... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMOURLESS SHIT MUNCHERS
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
