Can jokes
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Memes
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.