She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
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A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What's white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
