Can jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?