I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Can Jokes
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
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My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Husband: Hey honey, words canβt describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. ππ
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santaβs sack on it.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
