The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
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What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why can't orphans play baseball..............they can;t find home😀😀