Can jokes
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
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What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?