Can jokes
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
lmao why do people think they can fly?
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.