Can jokes

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

El, can you grab me that bow?

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.