Can jokes
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"Soph, can we talk?"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!