Can jokes

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?

Vat-I-cans!

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?

A: It means cats and dogs can talk.

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How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."