Can jokes
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.