Can jokes
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Can you see me?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?