Can

Can Jokes

A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.

The doctor reply’s with:

“I can clearly see your nuts”

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."