MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
what do you can a group of emos, sucicide sqaud
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
can I pin your corpse to a tree
All you pro life christian motherfuckers can go die lol
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
