Camp jokes

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.

Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.

A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.