What’s the difference between a Jew and an American the American makes it out of camp
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
why do some people hate camping
it's intents
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Earnie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Earnie "how did you sleep?" Earnie replied with "I slept amazing I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life." Burt replied with "good to hear, I slept amazing too, I had a dream that I was in heaven surround by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was home sick so the teacher said yes and a few seconds later little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in he bellybutton and she said yes a few seconds later she moaned and felt so good but it was not his finger of putting it down her bellybutton it was his dick and her penis
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
