Camp jokes
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.