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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M

Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?

Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it’s about 3 A:M

What else Watson

It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow

What Else Watson

What am I supposed to see Holmes?

Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent

what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend’s kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.