Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
HAving sex while camping is f******* in tents (intense)...
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
That camping trip was in-tents
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
why do some people hate camping
it's intents
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's fucking intense.
adding a 'gl' in front of camping doesn't make it any better. if you add a 'gl' infront of adolf hitler it doesn't make him a great guy
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
