Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
That camping trip was in-tents.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
why do some people hate camping
it's intents
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
one time in camp i kissed my bunkmate bret in the shower. he cupped my breasts and lathered them in prell, But im totally not gay.... :)
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
