Camp jokes
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.