Call jokes

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!