What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye idea!
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
Why can’t orphans be gay?...
Because they have no one to call daddy
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
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What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
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This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........
