Call jokes
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire. Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!" Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--" Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.