Call jokes
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Memes
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.