Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Hee hee
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.