Call jokes

What do you call a boy Panera Bread?

Panera Balls.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?

A: An American.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.