What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
