Call jokes
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Memes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."