Call jokes
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Covid-19 or Rona
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.