What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Call Jokes
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
