Call jokes
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!