WHy do you play call of duty?
i actually don't know
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
What do you call a special needs army? The special forces
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
