Call jokes
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.