Call jokes
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.