Call jokes
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
That one stupid kid in class :
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.