What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
