What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
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what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
What do u call a group of emos?
Limited Edition
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