Call jokes
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.