Call jokes
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Memes
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.