What do you call a green boner the Grintch
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
what do you call an orphan that sings a solo
What do u call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
What do you call one baby in 10 trashcans
Chopped Junior!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair
Hot wheels
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
Who does Adolph Hitler call in a emergency? Nein-Nein-Nein
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
What do cannibals call an orphanage, all you can eat buffe.
