Call jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.