What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
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What do you call someone with a pindie spot
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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
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What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
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One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
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What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
