Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Call Jokes
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
